Batteries Not Included

Don't you wish that every computer problem we ever have is caused by the fact that we need to get new batteries?

D Cell batteries.

Every few months.

Like when we were kids.

All that frustration caused by the computer locking up, losing your information, inability to access the internet, viruses, etc. would all quickly be gone if we just popped open a door on the back of the computer and removed old D cell batteries and replace them with new ones.

That's how things were fixed when we were kids. The BEST toys had D cell batteries. It was always frustrating if you were given a gift that needed these batteries, yet the batteries were not included (they never were) and you didn't have any at home. But, as soon as you got some, that toy would do exactly what the commercial said it would (well, close enough). That is, until the batteries started to die and your toy ran slower or started talking jibberish or froze up.

If only D cell batteries could solve all of our computer problems the same way.